To the dumbasses that were throwing water balloons at cars from the Redhawk golf course,
1. It almost resulted in having both my sisters, my mom, and I in a car accident. I swear we almost died.
2. The second time we came by to see who threw them at our car, you guys decided to throw two more at us while our windows were open. So I’d like to thank you for throwing the water balloons into my car (as well as at my face) and getting everything covered in water.
3. I think you guys are stupid as fuck
4. Don’t think you’d get away with it, cos I saw that flickering light from your guys’ lighters and I’m pretty sure you guys were high.
5. Oh yeah we called the police
6. So don’t think you’d get away with this you motherfuckers
7. I hope you all get arrested
8. If I ever see your asses again I’m going to get you all trapped into a room with that guy that has the zombie-eating virus and then watch you all suffer while I put you sons-a-bitches through all levels of hell over and over again until all the people in hell start laughing at your guys’ fuckfaces and until you all learn your fucking lessons.
9. Fuck you
10. I will kill you all
11. I’m serious.
